Wednesday 28 July 2010

OFFICIAL! The best footballer to look at is...

After a week of tight voting the result is finally in. SO in reverse order here is your top three footballers which is the best to look at...

3) Cesc FABREGAS - Spain





In at number two...

2) THEY'RE ALL UGGOS - Various

Representing they're all uggos is Ian Dowie



STRAIGHT IN AT NUMBER ONE

1) Peter BEARDSLEY - England





CONGRATULATIONS PETER! YOU EARNED IT!

Tuesday 27 July 2010

IT'S OFFICIAL. The person who's most good at football is...

That one from Brazil! Here is some videographic evidence to prove it once and for ever and ever










Feel that Super Samba Soccer!

Tune in tomorrow when we reveal which footballer is the best to look at!

Sunday 25 July 2010

PENALTY!

With the help of England's Brave John Terry, we have a quick look at how to take a penalty

This is Spain U19 star Ezequiel Calvente showing us how to strike a 12 yard free ball kick! E'sBJT says: "Wonder strike!"

Look here, it's Cruyff and co from the Dutch squad making a super penalty move goal! E'sBJT says: "Way to score!"

Check THIS guy, Totti makes back kick penalty goal! E'sBJT says: "WOWZERZ!"

How 'bout this chancer lining up for a PENALTY STRIKE!? E'sBJT says: "WOAH INVASION HIT"

And finally, here's Arsenal superstars THIERRY HENRY and ROBERT PIRES demonstrating how not to strike a first team penalty chance! E'sBJT says: "WHAT A MONUMENTAL COCK UP!"

WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOHN!? E'sBJT says: "LOLZ A HIT TEH POST!!"

Hey guys, GUYS! Tell us about your FAVE PENALTY STRIKES...!

Wednesday 21 July 2010

NATION'S FAVOURITE SOAPSTARS BACK BID! ENGLAND REJOICES!!

HOT NEWS! That's right! The biggest names from everyone’s favourite SOAP SHOW have announced their support of England's bid to host the World Cup! The stars were at Keepmoat Stadium in Doncaster to raise money for Hallam FM's Cash for Kids campaign. Nick Pickard, who plays that Tony fella from that place, you know, Tony! TONY!, captained the Hollyoaks team who took on a Hallam FM allstars team, beating them 3-2.

Dreamboat Nick said: "I remember when the European Championship was here, it was great for the whole country as everyone got involved and all the towns were full of football fans from around the world. If we could get the World Cup here that would be fantastic." IT WOULD BE, NICK! IT WOULD BE!



Jay Khan, who played that bloke who was brothers with that other bloke one time or something or other, anyway appaz he’s a life long Sheffield United fan and he said some words as well. LET’S LISTEN: "Sheffield's sports facilities are amazing. There is Ponds Forge and the rest of the Sheffield International Venues. I go to Don Valley Stadium to train in the gym and it's one of the best centres in the country. So Sheffield would be the perfect place to host the World Cup, I'd definitely recommend it." I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD ON THAT!



The dude who plays Jack from The Dog Pub was there too. He played for Sheffield Wednesday 41 years ago. He now lives in Grenoside (dunno where that is like) and proper wants his former club to be successful in hosting World Cup matches. Jimmy, or Jack or whatever he calls himself said: "I first came to Sheffield as a 15-year-old boy to play for Sheffield Wednesday. After going into drama, I was drawn back to Sheffield and have lived here for the last 35 years. Although I was born and raised in Glasgow I regard Sheffield as my home now. I love the city and I've seen it change through the decades."



"I support England when they play and me and my family are really passionate about the game. I get so much enjoyment out of watching football, whether it's Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, or the Hollyoaks boys. I was only a school child in Glasgow during the '66 World Cup but I remember even up there the atmosphere was fantastic having the World Cup so close to home. It would be the most amazing thing if we could get the 2018 World Cup."

HOT DAMN, WE CAN’T FAIL NOW!!

SUPER SCOOP! What STRIKING SENSATION DANNY DICHIO listens to!

Hey guys! Ever wondered what super star Danny Dichio listens to!? I know I have! Let's find out, together!



"I don't really go to music shops that often because I'm a DJ and I get all the good records sent up to me from a record shop in London. I had the Horny song months before it was in the national charts last year." What a lucky man!!

He continues: "I'm in a great position because I get all the new stuff as soon as it comes out and I get a good idea of what's going to be popular. And there are some good tunes coming up!" We can't wait, Danny!

A MONUMENTOUS DAY IN FOOTBALL.

Today truly was a monumentous day in footballing history.

Some people played the game, some people watched, while others simply chose to ignore it. We can split these groups into thirds. One third played, one third watched and one third ignored. Therefore, according to THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS everyone in the world was directly involved in football.


Proof, if needed, it truly is the greatest game on Earth.

Tuesday 20 July 2010

HAND OF BLOG




This is a picture what I(Lee Martin)gone done. It is of Maradona when he gone done a Hand Of God goal. But it was his hand, and he isn't a God so I dunno why. I replaced the ball with the internet cos that's where blogs live. Thank you and enjoy your FOOTBALL.